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This Family's Had Its Differences, And We've Squabbled, But We Never Had Knife Fights Before.
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This family's had its differences, and we've squabbled,
but we never had knife fights before.
-- Marge, after the infamous knife scene,
"Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horror"
Related:
Prime location, eighteen bedrooms, moat...
-- Marge admires the family's new mansion, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
House: Geeettt ooouuuttt... Marge: What on earth was that?
Homer: Probably just the house settling....
Mm... This kitchen
could use a woman's touch.
It's only natural there be <some> things wrong with an old house like this.
It's a fixer-upper!...
Lisa: I can feel an evil presence in this house. Marge
Evil!? Homer: Quiet, Lisa. You're scaring your mother....
Marge: Goodness, what's wrong? Bart: We both had nightmares.
Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet trained?...
Homer: Everybody in the kitchen. We're having a family meeting.
Bart: We never had a family meeting before... Home...
Quit throwing your garbage into our dimension.
-- A message from the beyond, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
Lisa: It's an ancient Indian burial ground... Ba
Man, this place has got everything! -- "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...