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Look, I Know That To You, We Simpsons Are A Lower Order Of Life.
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Look, I know that to you, we Simpsons are a lower order of life.
We face that prejudice every day of our lives...
-- Lisa pleads for mercy from the aliens,
"Hungry Are the Damned" in "Treehouse of Terror"
Related:
Alien: Greetings. I am Kang. Do not be frightened.
We mean you no harm. Marge: You, you speak English....
Nobody, but NOBODY eats the Simpsons!
-- Homer, "Hungry Are the Damned" in "Treehouse of Terro...
Lisa, see what we mean when we say you're too smart for your own good?
Radish rosettes! These are hard to make. They're a very advanced race.
-- Marge admires the aliens' food, "Hungry Are the Damned" in "Treehouse of Terro...
Alien: On this cable system, we receive over one million channels from the furthest reaches of the galaxy.
Bart: Do you get HBO? Alien: No, that would cost extra....
Alien: We offered you paradise. You would have experienced emotions a hundred times greater than what you call love.
And a thousand times greater than what you call fun....
Hm... Life with the Simpsons. What choice do I have?
[self-destructs] -- The House, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Terro...
Alien: [drooling] Your wife is quite a... dish. Home
Oooh, thanks. -- "Hungry Are the Damned" in "Treehouse of Terro...
Hapablap: Bob is not here. We have searched every square inch of this base and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!
Quimby: We have only twenty minutes left. Send in the esteemed representatives of television....