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• Look, I know that to you, we Simpsons are a lower order of life.
  We face that prejudice every day of our lives......
• Alien: Greetings. I am Kang. Do not be frightened.
  We mean you no harm. Marge: You, you speak English....
• Alien: We offered you paradise. You would have experienced emotions a hundred times greater than what you call love.
  And a thousand times greater than what you call fun....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
  [hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
• Radish rosettes! These are hard to make. They're a very advanced race.
  -- Marge admires the aliens' food, "Hungry Are the Damned" in "Treehouse of Terro...
• Marge: Goodness, what's wrong? Bart: We both had nightmares.
  Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet trained?...
• Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
  You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...
• Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
  Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days....