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• Homer: [holding a box with a red hat on top] Marge, I have some horrible, bone-chilling news!
  Marge: [gasps] What is it? Bart: Hi, Homer. Home...
• Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
  I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
• Lisa: [to Bart] Why are you so happy? Homer: Yeah. You kids gotta go to school, I gotta go to work
  he only one who has it easy is Marge....
• Homer: [to Skinner] Whaddaya mean, you lost him? He might have fallen into one of these machines!
  [turns] Oh, my God: that's his lucky red hat....
• Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny. [holds a tape recorded with a microphone] Lisa
  Like what? Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would say....
• Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. You're only ten. Lisa
  I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight....
• Homer: It's OK, son. Who cares what a bunch of fourth-graders think?
  You're doing what _you_ want to do with your life....