Homer: You Know, Boy, Some Of The Players You See Tonight May Make It To The Big Leagues Someday.

Marge: Last year you got a little rambunction and mooned the poor umpire.
Homer: Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it also gives me the right, no, the duty!...
Homer walks dejected through the empty alley] Home
[voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.
[both walk off whistling] Bart: What time?...
Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
Marge: Oh, Homer, don't you have to get to class? Home
Not tonight, Marge. Tonight, we can eat a nice leisurely dinner at home....
Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
Marge: Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy, what do you think of the name Larry?
Homer: Marge, we can't do that! All the kids will call him `Larry Fairy'....