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  That's it: if I go, I'm taking you to hell with me....
• Ah, sitting with the employees. I guess this proves I'm their friend.
  Tsk, get me something on an aisle, Smithers, I don't want to be &l...
• Homer: Little baby batter, Can't control his bladder!
  Burns: Mmm...Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up out little drinkie poos?...
• Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
  Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?...
• Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's attention] Stop the music.
  [they do] Where's dad? [the Simpsons begin to look] "Lisa...
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Wait a minute. That word you keep calling me?
  Artie: Ignoramus? Homer: Ignoramus? It means I'm stupid, doesn't it!...
• Burns: Well, we certainly got walloped tonight, eh, fellas?
  [laughs] Homer: Yeah, ha ha -- [gets kicked under the table] Well, Mr....