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• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• A Simpson on a T-shirt. I never thought I'd see the day.
  .. -- Marge reacts disapprovingly to Homer's likeness on a T-shirt, "Dancin' Home...
• Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
  We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
• Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
  [Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?...
• Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right. Home
  Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right....
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Homer: I guess it wouldn't be right to sell Stampy after he saved my life.
  And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship with him....
• Homer: [sarcastic] All right, Lisa, you got your way.
  Your Mom's going to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell Marge to leave me....
• Marge: You know, part of spending time together as a family is spending time apart as individuals.
  Homer: Parents' Island? Marge: Y'uh huh. I'm sure we'll appreciate each other all the more when we meet up at dinner....