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A Simpson On A T-shirt. I Never Thought I'd See The Day.
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A Simpson on a T-shirt. I never thought I'd see the day...
-- Marge reacts disapprovingly to Homer's likeness on a
T-shirt, "Dancin' Homer"
Related:
Homer: [thinking to himself] Me in charge of safety?
This place could blow sky-high. Naah, I'll concentrate on my work now....
Homer: Don't fill up on those vegetables, kids.
Save room for your nachos! Lisa+Bart: All right!...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Aagh! Pink? Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work.
Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different....
S! P! R! I! N! G! F! E! E! L! D!! Springfield!!!!!
-- Homer spells out the town name while dressed as... "Dancin' Home...
As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol.
It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle. -- Homer Simpson Dancin' Home...
I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me -- friends, co-workers, Tibor.
I never thought it'd be my own wife. -- Homer Simpson Marge Gets A Job...
John: But this is the Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator.
Don't you just love the graphics on this box?...
Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers.
In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Home...