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• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Lisa: You've done a lot of crazy stuff over the years and she stood by you.
  Why would she leave you now? Homer: [frantic] Cause there's lots of stuff she doesn't know about!...
• Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
  Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will....
• Homer: You know, boy, some of the players you see tonight may make it to the big leagues someday.
  Bart: What? Aren't we going to see any washed-up major-leaguers?...
• Lisa: I can't leave Springfield! I was born here and I thought I would die here!
  Homer: It won't be so bad. You'll die someplace else....
• Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
  Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member -- Home...
• Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five!
  What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college....
• Homer: Little baby batter, Can't control his bladder!
  Burns: Mmm...Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up out little drinkie poos?...
• Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle. Home
  I could use a TV tray. Ned: Well, gee... Homer: What?...