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• Lisa: Dad, this isn't about glue. It's about territoriality.
  He only wants the glue because I'm using it....
• Bart: We are rubber, you are glue. Army: We are rubber, you are glue.
  Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. Army...
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
  Thanksgiving...
• Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
  -- Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Marge: Everyone, Lisa wants to read us a poem she's written.
  Grampa: Sounds interesting. Homer: Oh, okay. Lisa...
• Lisa: Mom, I poured my heart into that centerpiece!
  [which Bart destroyed] Things like that &l...
• Monroe: This is what's known as aversion therapy. When someone hurts you emotionally, you will hurt them physically, and gradually you will learn not to hurt each other at all!
  And won't that be wonderful Homer? Home...
• Were you using glue today, Bob?