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I Have Laryngitis. It Hurts To Talk. So I'll Just Say One Thing.
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I have laryngitis. It hurts to talk. So I'll just say one thing...
You never do anything right.
-- Mrs. Bouvier, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
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At the risk of losing my voice, let me just say one more thing
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