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Mm. I <was> going to wash my hair...
-- Marge, after Homer suggests the family go miniature
golfing, "Dead Putting Society"
Related:
Lisa: And I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll bring home a brand new protractor.
Homer: Too bad we don't live on a farm....
Mm. My best dress...
-- Marge watches Homer mow the lawn in her Sunday dress, "Dead Putting Society...
Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
Homer: And? -- "Dead Putting Society...
Homer: Remember what Vince Lombardi said: If you lose you're out of the family!
Marge: Homer! [slap] Homer: Ow....
Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?
-- Lisa watching Homer mow the lawn in Marge's dress, "Dead Putting Society...
Play it where it lays, Homer. -- Bart after Homer botches a putt, "Dead Putting Society
Bart: But Dad! I've never won anything in my life!
Homer: Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this....
Homer: All right, knock it off! Ned: Knock what off, Simpson?
Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!...
Ned: Oh say, you look like you were having a little trouble there.
Homer: That shot's impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!...