Hello everybody, and welcome to the finale of what has already been
a stirring afternoon of miniature golf. The cream has risen. The
wheat has bid farewell to the chaff. And now, we approach the
championship match where but two warriors remain: The heretofore
unknown Bart Simpson and Todd Flanders, one of the most skilled
ten-year-olds to ever take back the blade.
-- K.B.B.L. announcer, "Dead Putting Society"
Bart: The Flanders are a bunch of geeks, man.
Home The Flandereses are not geeks! -- OK, Rod and Todd are, and the
wife has a thing for me, but she hides it behind a mask of low-
key hostility -- but we've gotta give this thing a chance!...
