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Ned: So, My Little Bartly, Thinking Of Entering The Tournament?
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Ned: So, my little Bartly, thinking of entering the tournament?
Homer: Yeah, he's entering.
And what's more, he's going to win, aren't you, boy?
Bart: I guess it's possible...
Ned: Hey hey, I like that confidence.
-- "Dead Putting Society"
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