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• Bart: Hey Lis, whaddya call those guys in chess that don't matter.
  Lisa: Well, a blockaded bishop is of little value, but I think you're referring to a pawn....
• Homer: Keep your left arm straight, Bart! Rotate your shoulders!
  Lisa+Bart: Daaaad! Homer: Look son, all I'm asking is that you try....
• Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
  [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
• I want to help you, George Washington"? Pfft, even your dreams are square.
  -- Bart to Lisa, "Lisa the Iconocla...
• Lisa: Bart, just get outta here. Bart: Hey: it's a free country.
  _You_ get out. Lisa: That doesn't make sense. Ba...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Bart: [sighs] I wasted five bucks on these. Lisa: Where'd you get five bucks?
  I want five bucks. Bart: Aw, I sold my soul to Milhouse?...
• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
• Lisa: [echoic from Bart's dream] First prize! First prize!
  First prize! Bart: Why are you saying that? Lisa: Just screwing with your mind....