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  -- George Washington (in Lisa's dream), "Lisa the Iconocla...
• Lisa: Bart, you're seeing Krusty everywhere because you want to tell him you're sorry for causing his death.
  Would it help if I told you you're not responsible for Krusty's death....
• Washington: Looks like I'm going to have to find another little girl to be President.
  What's your friend Janey's number? Lisa: No, not Janey!...
• Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
  Bart: Okay. Lisa: Embrace nothingness. Bart: You got it....
• Burns: You! That troublemaking girl! Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr.
  Burns. Lisa Simpson. Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot!...
• Quimby: You are tampering with forces you cannot understand.
  We have major corporations sponsoring this event....
• Lisa: I'm not sure if I <should> go. I don't even like him.
  Bart: You're right, Lis, you shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest....
• Since boyhood, I have yearned to be on the one-dollar bill.
  .. -- Auditions for the part of George Washington, "I Love Lisa...
• Bart: I bet I can prove Krusty's innocent, but... [meekly] I need your help.
  Lisa: [genuinely not knowing] You do? Why? Ba...