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• For your information, I can take care of my... [Maggie loses her grip and falls] Auugh!
  [picks up Maggie] See? Got her on the first bounce. -- A bouncing baby girl, "Homer Alone...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
  They let everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?...
• Marge, Maggie was very young. It's not like we got so attached to her.
  .. -- Homer practices his excuse for losing Maggie, "Homer Alone...
• picks up Maggie] Whoa! Someone smells stinky! [sniffs himself] Oh, it's me.
  -- Barney, bastion of cleanliness, "Homer Alone...
• Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
  [picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh....
• Marge: Homey, this is so sweet, but I can't possibly go now.
  The sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to be taken out, the living room is a mess -- Home...
• Maggie: [playing Monopoly with Bart] [removes her pacifier, coughs up a hotel] Marge
  Bart, don't feed your sister hotels. Bart: [holding up the box] Don't worry, Mom....
• Lisa: So, Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
  Homer: Actually, your mother hadn't told me. At that time I had no idea Maggie even existed....