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• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Deprogrammer: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr.
  Burns. Marge: Are you sure you can get him back for us?...
• You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
  .. I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Marge: [making pork chops] A dash of rosemary, a smidgen of thyme, a pinch of marjoram.
  .. Homer: You know, Marge, you make the best pork chops in the whole world....
• Marge: Oh, I'm so embarrassed I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.
  Officer: OK, throw her in the hole. Marge: Oh, please...
• Homer: Marge, I'm going to build you a spice rack. Marge
  Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for me....
• Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
  It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Homer: I'm thinking of a number between one and fifty.
  Marge: Is it 37? Homer: D'oh! ... I mean.... No. -- A numbers racket, "Itchy and Scratchy...