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• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy & Marge...
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
  It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• My child is on the honor roll at Springfield Elementary".
  You know, I thought I'd never find a replacement for my `Where's the Beef?...
• D'oh! Twenty million women in the world and I had to marry Jane Fonda.
  -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Lisa: He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine!
  Homer: Don't you think I know that? -- Well, honestly....
• Homer: Marge, I'm going to build you a spice rack. Marge
  Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for me....
• Bart: Who would have thought that our visit to Itchy and Scratchy Land would turn out to be our best vacation ever?
  Lisa: Yeah, best ever! Marge: Are you two bonkers?...
• He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie