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Hang Your Heads In Shame, You Overpriced, Underbrained Glorified Notary Publics!
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Hang your heads in shame, you overpriced, underbrained glorified notary
publics! Just get that big ape to my house tonight and we'll buy him
off with a banana or two!
-- Mr. Burns bawling out his attorneys,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
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Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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