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• Smithers: I think the boy is hurt. Burns: Oh for crying out loud, just give him a nickel and let's get going.
  -- after... "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
  -- In court, Mr. Burns justifies his actions, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement.
  But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement....
• Burns: Throw him out, Smithers! Homer: You don't have to do that, Mr.
  Burns. I can throw <myself> out....
• Burns: And that ugly customer was the last Indonesian rhino on earth.
  Marge: Hm, I didn't know you liked animals. Burn: Oh, I don't like everything about them....
• Ah, Simpson. At last we meet. -- Mr.
  Burns, calling Homer in regarding Bart's accident, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Bart: Is there maple syrup in this one? Smithers: There isn't any food in any of these trees.
  Please, Bart, we've got to hurry! I can't be the last one to reach the cabin....
• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
  No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....
• Judge: Mr. Burns, I must warn you that if you continue to disrupt the court in this way, I will have to cite you for contempt.
  Burns: You wouldn't dare! Judge: Well, no, um, I guess I wouldn't. -- "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...