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The Only Advice I Can Give You Is, Uh, Try To Share Common Interests And Spend, Spend, Spend.
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The only advice I can give you is, uh,
try to share common interests and spend, spend, spend.
-- Guidance counselor dispenses advice, "The Way We Was"
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Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.
-- Lillian Dickso...
Hi, I'm Homer Simpson, I need some guidance, Counselor.
-- Homer visits the school guidance counselor, "The Way We Wa...
You can only spend it once. -- The Basic Law of Budge
I enjoy the time that we spend together.
Try to spend the entire day sober.
A liberal is usually a wealthy person who is able to offer others advice on how they should spend their money.
All I want is a LITTLE more than I can spend!
Barney Theme Song I love you, you love me, I brainwash your kids with TV Buy my stuff, spend spend spend, I just want to be your friend -- Karl Rademacher, gsu0010@ecn.
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