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  Mrs. B: Well, we have an opening on the debate team....
• Supposing you're a housewife and you've goofed. Let's put it this way.
  It's 4:30 and you're still in bed--and that's pretty close to Ogre Time....
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Mrs. B: This year's topic is `Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered to 55 miles per hour.
  ' Homer: 55? That's ridiculous! Sure, it'll save a few lives, but millions will be late!...
• However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise.
  There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs....
• A-B-C-D-E-F-G, Sell your story to TV, How you turned in Mom & Dad -- Wasn't Mrs.
  Reagan glad?" -- Mark Russell...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Wait a second." --Jeanne-Antoinette Poisson Pompadour, Marquise d'Etoiles, mistress of Louis XV,1721-1764 (She used the final second to apply rouge to her cheeks.
  )...
• Bart: OK! I won't bug Milhouse. But...well...Mrs.
  Van Houten, this is going to sound kind of dumb, but....