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• The following appeared in an editorial in a Prunty County newspaper.
  "In an attempt to improve highway safety, Prunty County recently lowered its speed limit from 55 miles per hour to 45 on all major county roads....
• I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
  Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Mrs.B: Homer, would you like to present your rebuttal?
  Homer: With pleasure....
• Homer: My name's Homer Simpson, I'd like to sign up for something.
  Mrs. B: Well, we have an opening on the debate team....
• Homer: Wait a minute. That word you keep calling me?
  Artie: Ignoramus? Homer: Ignoramus? It means I'm stupid, doesn't it!...
• I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
  I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights....
• He also brought you the speed bump [cheer!] The dip sign [cheer!
  ] The fifteen mile per hour speed limit on Main Street [boo!...
• I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 50 miles per hour?
  '. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'. -- Stephen Wrigh...