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• Hey, go protest outside, will ya? Now! -- Homer yells at Lisa who simply stares at him, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious. Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• When you love somebody, you have to have faith that in the end, they will do the right thing.
  -- Marge to Lisa, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Cop: Word on the street is that you have an illegal cable hookup.
  Homer: No! No, I... It wasn't me. It was my wife....
• Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
  -- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• It's funny 'cause it's true. -- Homer laughs at a stand-up routine, [inside joke alert!
  ] "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• The cable stays! The foot has spoken! -- Homer puts his foot down, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
  Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!...