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• Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
  Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then?...
• Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
  Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?...
• Marge: Here's your toast, Maggie! I melbafied it myself.
  [Lisa walks in] Oh, Lisa, honey, I tracked down those old newspapers for your history project....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
  Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
• Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
  Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about....
• Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
  I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...
• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....