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• Edna: OK, kids, open your books to page sixty -- [a phone ring
  Bart wakes up and pulls it from his pocket] Ba...
• Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
  Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
• Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back to my normal dream
  me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl! [Krusty, dressed in a football uniform, runs up as a crowd cheers] Krusty...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Krusty: I can't go to jail!! I got a swanky lifestyle.
  I'm used to the best. Man 1: Krusty, this is America....
• Homer: What are you doing! That putter is to you what a baseball bat is to a baseball player!
  What a violin is... to the... the guy that....
• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too reckless.
  From now on, I am going to settle down. [dumps collection plate money into her purse] Ba...
• Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
  The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....