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• Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already? Selma
  Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives....
• Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise! Patty
  [grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants. Selma: I owe you a lunch. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Bart: I'm scared, Lisa. Lisa: You think <you> know fear?
  Well, <I've> seen 'em naked! Bart: Waaaaauuuugh!...
• Lisa: Good-bye, Aunt Gladys. I wish I had taken some time to get to know you better.
  Bart: [from behind the coffin] [raspy] Don't worry about it....
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• Homer: Which one's Selma, again? Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days.
  Homer: Oh, yeah yeah yeah. But I thought she was the one that didn't like to be ....
• Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a refreshing drink from hops and barley.
  [drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A....
• Lisa: [yawns] I think I'll just hit the hay. Selma
  It's 12:30 in the afternoon! Lisa: [quietly] I'm aware of the time....
• Selma: Wait a minute. It says here you're single. Ha
  Did I do wrong? -- You sure did, "Selma's Choice...