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• Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not a picky man. [belch] -- Barney comes to the rescue when Homer needs to find a husband for Selma?
  Principal Charming...
• Marge: You will find her [Selma] a man! Homer: [conceding] All right.
  Marge: And not just any man. Homer: [annoyed] Okay!...
• I tried to repel him, I really did!
  -- Patty to Selma, on Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• Selma: It's time to give away my love like so much cheap wine.
  Homer: Take it to the hoop, Selma! -- Homer Simpson Principal Charming...
• A hard man is good to find.
• Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's lovely (and available) sister, Selma.
  Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty! Homer: What!? Skinne...
• Principal Skinner... Pros: * Uses big words. * Dislikes the boy.
  * [something] Cons: * Possible Homer Sexual....