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• Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow? Patty
  [grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class....
• I tried to repel him, I really did!
  -- Patty to Selma, on Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
  Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• I suggest we start with the Springfield Revolving Restaurant.
  You know, food tastes better when you're revolving....
• Principal Skinner: I'm going to ask for your Aunt Patty's hand in marriage.
  Bart: It's your funeral, Seymour. -- "Principal Charming...
• Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary, sir.
  Try this. Principal Skinner: I can't afford that, I'm an educator!...
• Homer: Which one's Selma, again? Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days.
  Homer: Oh, yeah yeah yeah. But I thought she was the one that didn't like to be ....
• Principal Skinner: That was the worst movie I've ever seen.
  Patty: Not as bad as the service at the revolving restaurant....
• Principal Skinner... Pros: * Uses big words. * Dislikes the boy.
  * [something] Cons: * Possible Homer Sexual....