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• Bart: What am I supposed to do here? Homer: Nothing.
  Just sit. I'll be back. [walks away, revealing a giant "Laramie Slims" billboard, featuring a girl in lingerie having a pillow fight with another girl in a skimpy shirt and panties] [time passess....
• Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
  I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
• Abe: {Come on, lucky seven! Poppa needs a new pair of spats.
  I want some of that sweet, sweet Do Re Mi. Fat city, here I come!...
• Oh, Springfield Elementary! I will have you back again.
  After all, tomorrow is another school day! -- Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
• Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow? Patty
  [grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class....
• Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work!
  Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like he teased Moses in the desert....
• Wiggum: Let me assure all you smokers out there that there is &l
  o> shortage of cigarettes. Reporter: [shouts] How do we know that?...
• Lisa: I guess I have been pretty hard on a lot of people.
  Especially my dad. Thank you guys. Paul: Lisa, before you go....