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  Bart: It's your funeral, Seymour. -- "Principal Charming...
• I tried to repel him, I really did!
  -- Patty to Selma, on Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow? Patty
  [grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class....
• I will not bribe Principal Skinne
• I suggest we start with the Springfield Revolving Restaurant.
  You know, food tastes better when you're revolving....
• Oh, Springfield Elementary! I will have you back again.
  After all, tomorrow is another school day! -- Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• Say what they will about our cafeteria, I still think they're the best tater tots money can buy.
  -- Principal Skinner eats his lunch at school, "Principal Charming...
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