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• Principal Skinner: That was the worst movie I've ever seen.
  Patty: Not as bad as the service at the revolving restaurant....
• Oh, Springfield Elementary! I will have you back again.
  After all, tomorrow is another school day! -- Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow? Patty
  [grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class....
• I tried to repel him, I really did!
  -- Patty to Selma, on Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's lovely (and available) sister, Selma.
  Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty! Homer: What!? Skinne...
• Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary, sir.
  Try this. Principal Skinner: I can't afford that, I'm an educator!...
• Principal Skinner: I'm going to ask for your Aunt Patty's hand in marriage.
  Bart: It's your funeral, Seymour. -- "Principal Charming...
• I will not bribe Principal Skinne
• a scream is heard from the room above] Skinner: Bart Simpson!
  I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for Miss Hoover, "Lisa's Substitute...