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• Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  -- Homer, threatening his kids, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  -- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
  Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• Life's a beach, and then you dive...
• Lisa: Oh, there's something unsatisfying about scrubbing these rocks and I think I know what it is.
  [a wave washes a new coat of oil on the once-clean rocks] Marge...
• Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
  Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?...
• We dive at five.
• Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
  And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination....