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• The drinking age should be 18. When you're 18 years old you're old enough to vote.
  You should be old enough to drink. Look at who we have to vote for!...
• There are more horses' asses in this world than there are horses.
  -- Grandma Soderquist's conclusio...
• A pickup with three guys in it pulls into the lumber yard.
  One of the men gets out and goes into the office....
• Nothing gives people the feeling that this is the worst of all possible worlds like discovering that the price of a wool crepe suit has risen to $
  600. -- Nathan Cobb...
• Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
• Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
• Lucius: You couldn't even give me one lousy round, Moe.
  You will always be a loser. Now take your check for a hundred thousand dollars and get out of my sight....
• Many a yo-yo think he have the world on a string.
• Lenny: Wow, check out that van! It looks like it doesn't even _need_ out business.
  Carl: Hey, let's go!...