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Mr. Simpson, I Presume. -- Very British `Discount Lion Safari' Guide, "Old Money
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Mr. Simpson, I presume.
-- Very British `Discount Lion Safari' guide,
"Old Money"
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Do not feed the animals. Do not allow animals inside the car.
Do not make eye contact with animals....
I trust the first lion he meets will do his duty. -- J.P. Morgan on Teddy Roosevelt's safari
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Burns: You! That troublemaking girl! Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr.
Burns. Lisa Simpson. Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot!...
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Homer: Oh, I know I need to pay them, but there's just so many!...
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There is a lion in the way; a lion is in the streets. -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xxvi, 13