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Do Not Feed The Animals. Do Not Allow Animals Inside The Car.
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Do not feed the animals. Do not allow animals inside the car.
Do not make eye contact with animals.
-- Lisa reads the instruction pamphlet for Discount Lion
Safari, "Old Money"
Related:
Rangers do it with all the animals in the woods.
At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Rogue players do it with all sorts of different animals.
Please don't feed the animals!
Mr. Simpson, I presume. -- Very British `Discount Lion Safari' guide, "Old Money
Do animals react curiously to your presence? [yn] How curious that must be.
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. -- Charles Darwi
Do we have any more animals that Grandma can torture? -- NOTHING IN COMMON
We gotta get out of this place, If it's the last thing we ever do. -- The Animal