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• Marge: You know, <we'll> be old someday. Homer: Gasp!
  My God, you're right, Marge! You kids wouldn't put me in a home like I did to my dad, would you?...
• Man: With proper funding, I'm confident this little baby could destroy an area the size of New York City.
  Grampa: But I want to help people, not kill them! Ma...
• Lisa: The people who deserve it are on the streets, and they're in the slums.
  They're little children who need more library books, and they're families who can't make ends meet....
• Bart: You know, Grampa kinda smells like that trunk in the garage where the bottom's all wet.
  Lisa: Nuh-uh, he smells more like a photo lab. Home...
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• Monroe: It's a special isolation chamber. The subject pulls levers to receive food and water.
  The floor can become electrified, and showers of icy water randomly fall on the subject....
• Hutz: There is one catch... You must spend one night in.
  .. a haunted house! Grampa: [gasp!] Hutz: Just kidding....
• Well, I was wondering if you and I you know, might go to the same place at the same time and.
  .. Jeez! You'd think this would get easier with time!...
• Homer: I can't tell you how sorry I am, Dad. Grampa
  Is someone talking to me? I didn't hear anything....