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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Oh Homer, don't be jealous. I was a schoolgirl.
  The Beatles were very popular, and I had a crush on him....
• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Homer and Bart laugh] Marge: [covering her eyes] I can't even watch.
  I don't know how you two can sit her laughing at poor Lisa while she's out there probably scared to death....
• Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
  Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....
• You know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate.
  -- Burns to Marge on her portrait of him, "Brush with Greatne...
• Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
  We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....
• Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
  Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine....
• Marge: And that's the drunk tank -- Barney: [groaning] Oh -- Marge
  and this is Mommy's desk. Lisa: Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite?...