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Marge: Oh Homer, Don't Be Jealous. I Was A Schoolgirl.
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Marge: Oh Homer, don't be jealous. I was a schoolgirl.
The Beatles were very popular, and I had a crush on him.
Homer: A likely story...
-- Marge explains her collection of Ringo Starr
paintings, "Brush with Greatness"
Related:
Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
Marge: Well, no. Just Ringo Starr. Burns: Ring-Go?...
Hey Mom, these paintings are good. While I know first-hand how fragile young talent is, I'd love to hear the particulars of how &l
your> gift was squashed....
Lisa: Maybe you could take a class at Springfield Community College.
Marge: I think it's a very nice idea. Don't you, Homer?...
Dear Marge. Thanks for the fab painting of Yours Truly.
I hung it on me wall. You're quite an artist. In answer to your question, yes, we do have hamburgers and fries in England....
You know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate.
-- Burns to Marge on her portrait of him, "Brush with Greatne...
Marge, please, I don't take praise very well! [sees a sign painter] Oh!
Another triumph! -- Prof. Lombardo, "Brush with Greatne...
Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights. Homer: [admiring] Oh, the Glutemus Maximizer.
.. -- Up in the attic, "Brush with Greatne...
Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
Crowd: Two! Four! Six! Eight! Homer's crime was very great!
[pause] "Great" meaning "large" or "immense", We use it in the pejorative sense!...