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  If Maggie could talk I'm sure she'd apologize for shooting you....
• Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
  Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again....
• Burns: Well, I'm off to get paintings; as they say, time is "Monets".
  As you were, Sergeant. [laughs] [pushes the wrong button on his crane, and ends up through another wall] Bu...
• Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
  Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too....
• Burns: Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia. Marge
  [sotto voce] I thought I did. -- On Marge's portrait of Mr. Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
  And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Marge: Homer, the guest should get the last pork chop.
  Homer: But I'm still hungry! [under the table, Jay's and Homer's stomach growl at each other like dogs] [Homer's frightens Jay's into whimpering] Jay...