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If you need me, I'll be in the refrigerator. [leaves, crying]
--Homer reacts to Burns' insulting his weight,
"Brush with Greatness"
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Marge: That's wonderful, isn't it kids? Lisa: [to Bart] Pass the moo juice.
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You know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate.
-- Burns to Marge on her portrait of him, "Brush with Greatne...
Friends, art lovers, security personnel...
I am going on a diet. From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent!
No donut too tasty! No pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically-determined ideal weight!...
Bart: Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?
Burns: [opens the door] I heard that....
Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers. Smithe
Somebody down here likes you, too, sir. Burns: Shut up....
Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?
-- Homer, setting out on his diet, "Brush with Greatne...
Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....