Martin: [campaign Speech] In A Sample Taken In This Very Classroom, A State Inspector Found 1.

Martin: [campaign Speech] In A Sample Taken In This Very Classroom, A State Inspector Found 1.

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Martin: [campaign speech] In a sample taken in this very classroom,
a state inspector found 1.74 parts per million of asbestos!
Bart: That's not enough! We demand MORE asbestos!
[leads the class in a chant of `MORE ASBESTOS']
-- Martin and Bart run for class president,
"Lisa's Substitute"

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