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• Martin: [campaign speech] In a sample taken in this very classroom, a state inspector found 1.
  74 parts per million of asbestos! Bart: That's not enough!...
• Martin's Poster: A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy!
  Bart's Poster: A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy!...
• He says there aren't any easy answers. I say, he's not looking hard enough!
  -- Bart's campaign speech against Martin, "Lisa's Substitute...
• Bart: I demand a recount! Ms. K: [counts the votes] One for Martin.
  Two for Martin. Would you like another recount?...
• Edna: Guess what, class? Martin: Time for a surprise quiz?
  Edna: Well, that's not what I was going to say, but it's a good idea....
• Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma.
  [spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it] Aha!...
• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
  No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....
• Martin: {Behold the flying machine that will car me, Phineas Fogg, around the world in eighty days.
  } Nelson: {[shoots Martin's balloon] Dang! I was aiming for his head....
• Skinner: Well, children, I don't know what you did to all those substitutes, but it's going to stop now.
  Leopold? Leopold: [bursting in] All right, you listen up, you little _freaks_....