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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• She looks around and sees everybody else's dad with a good education, youthful looks, and a clean credit record, and thinks, "Why me?
  What did I do to deserve this fat old piece of......
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can.
  [splice] -- o I grab her -- [splice] sweet can....
• Homer: Ehh, someone had to take the babysitter home.
  Then I noticed she was sitting on the gummi Venus, so I grabbed it off her....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Lisa: [on the phone] Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed, and I need you to get me a new one.
  Homer: Uh, isn't this the kind of thing your mother's better at?...
• Lisa knocks] Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
  Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in touch with the inventor of Malibu Stacy....
• Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
  Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe...