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• Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can.
  [splice] -- o I grab her -- [splice] sweet can....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Hee hee! Here comes the bouncing ball of justice!
  Jones: Tonight on "Rock Bottom", we go undercover at a sex farm for sex hookers....
• Jones: We're aware of your problems, and, Mr. Simpson.
  ..we want to help. Homer: Mmm. I saw that report you did on Sasquatch....
• Ashley: You grabbed me in the car! Homer: Oh, that.
  No, I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants....
• Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.
  Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $...
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Bart: Hey Lis, I found a big caramel deposit at the small of her back!
  Lisa: [under the coat] I'm coming! [the coat bursts and deluges candy in a big pile] [Bart and Lisa fall out, laughing and cheering] Home...