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• Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
  Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
• Live, from the Springfield Center for the Performing Arts, the wrestling match of the century!
  -- Announcer, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Rasputin is spinning the professor like an autogyro.
  That's <got> to be disorienting... -- Announcer for wrestling match, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Lisa: So, Bart, have your insides been gnawed away by guilt yet?
  Bart: Sell it to Hallmark, Sis. You're looking at Cucumber boy, as in "Cool as a"....
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
• Bart: Dad? Homer: Aw, I kicked one of those stupid Itchy characters in the butt.
  Bart: Yeah. There's just no way to resist it, is there....
• Funky-See Funky-Do' will be right back to lip-sync another of their hits, right after this.
  .. -- Announcer on TV music dance show, "Radio Ba...
• Bachelor Chow. Now with flavor." -announce
• Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
  Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...