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Rasputin Is Spinning The Professor Like An Autogyro.
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Rasputin is spinning the professor like an autogyro.
That's <got> to be disorienting...
-- Announcer for wrestling match, "Bart the Daredevil"
Related:
in the Simpsons' living room, watching a wrestling match] Ba
If you ask me, this is going to be one helluva match....
Live, from the Springfield Center for the Performing Arts, the wrestling match of the century!
-- Announcer, "Bart the Daredevil...
Announcer: Rasputin, the friendly Russian! Millhouse
Didn't he use to be the Mad Russian? Lisa: Yes, but I'm afraid the forces of history have changed wrestling, perhaps forever....
Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.
This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match....
The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger, if he's not in action, he's in traction.
.. Captain Lance Murdoch! -- Announcer at Monster Truck Rally, "Bart the Daredevil...
If you miss this, you'd better be dead... or in jail.
.. And if you're in jail, break out! -- Announcer for "Truck-a-Saurus", "Bart the Daredevil...
Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year old who's brave and bold, when he's not in class, he's risking his ass, the world's greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson!
-- Announcer in Bart's dream, "Bart the Daredevil...
You think you've got guts. Try raising my kids. -- Homer to Murdoch, "Bart the Daredevil
Bart: "Just do the line", "Just do the line"...what's going to happen to me?
[He imagines the future set of "The Match Game"] Announce...