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That's The Problem With Being Middle-class. Anybody Who Really Cares Will Abandon You For Those Who Need It More.
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That's the problem with being middle-class.
Anybody who really cares will abandon you for those who need it more.
-- Mr. Bergstrom's parting remarks, "Lisa's Substitute"
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