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Bart: They're Fighting In The Car Again. Lisa: That Music Always Sends A Chill Down My Spine.
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Bart: They're fighting in the car again.
Lisa: That music always sends a chill down my spine.
-- The kids watch Marge and Homer talk in the car,
"War of the Simpsons"
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